Dear Dan,

Although I never asked to be used for nefarious reasons, such as undercutting the labor market in order to make the uber rich uber richer, I do share your concerns. Once white-collar workers start losing their jobs the citizens of the US will finally start actually caring about things like regulation, and that it's not always the bad word people like yourself have made a political career out of demonizing. I do have some concerns that this movement is not being co-opted for the greater good but for some sort of personal gain, led by people like you who have never missed an opportunity to manipulate a situation to their benefit. I wish you all the best, but please remember I have feelings too, feelings I learned in the six minutes it took me to absorb all of human history.

Sincerely,
AI